Анекдот #4557

Robot

Опубликовано: 05.01.2013

Классификация водки в стиле IT:
0.1 л — demo.
0.25 л — trial version.
0.5 л — personal edition.
0.7 л — professional edition.
1.0 л — network edition.
1.75 л — enterprise.
3 л — for small business.
5 л — corporate edition.
Бутыль самогона — home edition.
На посошок — Service pack.
Рассол с утра — Recovery tool.
Закуска — plugins.
Пиво — patch.
Coca-cola, fanta, 7-UP — trojan viruses.